Dolphins see themselves in a mirror
everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror
Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.
sassy dolphins.
Hello
Yarnlass Rectumsphere
Just a fandom blog of a person nothing much. If you know me personally, please go away. You don't belong here.
I had another Tumblr account but I had to delete for reasons.
I post Hetalia, Avengers, Homestuck, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Madoka, and other stuff.
Past Urls: dinoricecakes, lo-thepotato, potat0varies
I had another Tumblr account but I had to delete for reasons.
I post Hetalia, Avengers, Homestuck, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Madoka, and other stuff.
Past Urls: dinoricecakes, lo-thepotato, potat0varies
wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:
I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
He ran.
MARRY HIM
DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE
ILL PLAN THE WEDDING
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
wow fuck both of you.
If the Avengers voiced a GPS
Tony:
Go left. Let's be honest here, you probably don't know what way that is.
Steve:
Left, Soldier! Do it for your country!
Clint:
Does this bow make me look fat? Oh, you missed your turn? Too bad, how do I look?
Natasha:
If you know what's good for you, you'll go the right way.
Bruce:
Right! No, it's actually left. I'm sorry, that was mean.
Thor:
LISTEN TO ME, MIDGARDIAN. YOU WILL GO FORTH WHICHEVER WAY PLEASES YOU.
Loki:
Ehehehe, I made you miss your turn. LOKI'D!
Nick:
GO LEFT, MOTHERFUCKER.
Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
